I'm a countess again I guess... :D
*he gently kisses her he finishes* can I get my knife back now?...

Nope! ^u^

lilithn:

Fionna with her Cake-innertube

So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes.
RDJ: Gimmee.
ATTENTION PLEASE

apolloandthemuses:

TUMBLR USER ‘rapejokesfreespeech’ IS BLOGGING ABOUT SOME SERIOUS SHIT AND NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT DOWN PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

Skype?))

…………….

YES.))

paintdrawingsthatsuck replied to your post: paintdrawingsthatsuck replied to your post: GUYS I’M BORED.: GO WATCH FERRET VIDEOS: But ferrets are cute :c

but i don’t like ferrets as much as i like hamsters

paintdrawingsthatsuck replied to your post: GUYS I’M BORED.: GO WATCH FERRET VIDEOS

no.

GUYS I’M BORED.

2460onetruepairing:

occultalux:

 

porrimz:

I feel like green is an underrated colour

like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like

just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is

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aviculor:

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*he kisses her* I'm I heading in the right direction?

Maybe~

((wait, is Liz able to be pregnant?))

Liz:…nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors. 

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

ghost-parti:

wawanakwa:

jeremymckinnonsbuttblog:

misfit—melody:

ghost-parti:

ghost-parti:

if this gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear this condom dress to my graduation
100,000 cause i’m a go big or go homer

O dam this is gonna be fUNN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS 


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVE FUN

well i mean at least people at my school will get free condoms

ghost-parti:

wawanakwa:

jeremymckinnonsbuttblog:

misfit—melody:

ghost-parti:

ghost-parti:

if this gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear this condom dress to my graduation

100,000 cause i’m a go big or go homer

O dam this is gonna be fUNN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVE FUN

well i mean at least people at my school will get free condoms

((ah, ok)) *he wakes up* mmhn, hi sweetie

Hey baby~